Danco Modern Leaves Unnaturals in Need of Reupholstering

The Unnatural Selection fell to Danco Modern on Thursday night in their roughest loss of the season. Danco Modern showed once again why they are a leader in Scandinavian furniture sales and a force to be reckoned with in the Amherst Softball League. The Moderns played a flawless defense anchored by their shortstop, while the Unnaturals had one of their more blunderful games of the season in the field and had difficulty filling up the bases on offense. Danco Modern, formerly Charlies, has always been a nemesis of the Unnaturals, knocking the Unnaturals out of the playoffs a couple years in a row. The teams won't meet again in the regular season, but likely will face each other in the playoffs when the Unnaturals look forward to finally putting the retail giant out of business. Tonight the Unnaturals play Spare Parts at 6:15 at Fort River 1. Bring your sunglasses....